Issue Date: April 1975, Volume LXXXIII, No. 4, Whole No. 497
COVER: "HOW to get old and do it right. Why today's young will make lousy old people. Eight basic ruls for a grand old age. First time ever: Live man sleeps in giant pyramid! Jim Boulton and Marvin Kitman invent an amazing new sport." Cover by Onofrio Paccione.
[GERLADO RIVERA] Geraldo Saves ... Tom Burke. "Yesterday New York, today America, Tomorrow the world!"
How I Became the First Person in History To Sleep in the Great Pyramid ... John Sack.
The Cognac Nose Roy ... Andries de Groot.
Okay, Fans, Here's the Ultimate Sport ... Jim Bouton and Marvin Kitman.
Where the Avant-Gardest Work the Hardest ... Stephen Koch.
The Western White House Did Not Fall ... Herbert Gold.
The Doctrine of Multinational Sell ... Robert Scheer.
COVER FEATURE: HOW TO GET OLD AND DO IT RIGHT:
Esquire's Eight Basic Rules.
The Grandest American Old.
Good Old with Nothing ... my.
Good Old with Everything ... Alexander Theroux.
Esquire Predicts: Many of today's young will make lousy old.
Alden Whitman's Golden Oldies ... Alden Whitman.
What Diana Vreeland Has To Say ... Gloria Emerson.
Where Old Went Wrong.
The English Do Old Best of All ... Richard Eder.
I'm Waving Tomorrow ... Alma Stone. Illustrated by Mark Allen Stamaty
Crossed in Love by Her Eyes ... Jonathan Baumbach. Illustrated by Martin Mull.
HEARABLES: Rotation Crop ... Robin Lanier. The Six best turntables money can buy.
WEARABLES: Seeded Color.
Arnold Gingrich's Page: How to help the A.L.A. help you.
Media ... Nora Ephron.
Books ... Malcolm Muggeridge.
The Sound and the Fury.
Travel Notes ... Richard Joseph.
Sports ... Roger Kahn.
Recordings ... Martin Mayer.
Hanging Out ... Robert Alan Aurthur.
Films ... John Simon.
Backstage with Esquire.
Letter from Europe ... Auberon Waugh.